A very special song for Iranian president Ahmadinejad on his trip to the USA.
By Steve Byrant
with apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein
Ahmadinejad, he hates America, that’s plain.
He says calm your fears, there are no queers,
In Iran, he really is insane.
Ahmadinejad, he lies with each and every word,
Wants a big A- Bomb, to drop on your mom,
Claims that the Holocaust never occurred.
He’s nothing but a blood sucking leech,
Who just peed on our Freedom of Speech.
Yes, he’s a turd,
He’s ugly and absurd.
He’s just like Hitler,
Except he’s not quite that cuddly,
Ahmadinejad, go away.
Ahmadinejad, his name sounds like a bad disease.
It could make you puke, he might have a nuke
He’s a pile of poop and worthless sleaze
Ahmadinejad, he's so damned easy to despise.
Make him eat some pork, before he leaves New York,
Put a bullet right between his eyes.
We know he’s a steaming pile of poo
Since his speech, the whole world knows it too.
He’s just obscene, maybe he’s a closet queen.
He’d be the only gay man who’s living in Tehran,
Ahmadinejad, drop dead!