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Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee recently commented on changing the constitution.

"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday January 14th 2008. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."

I'm a religious person but I find that very scary. So does Steve Bryant. He sent us this parody.

Mike Huckabee’s Plan
A Parody of Secret Agent Man – New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
 


Lyrics follow

He wants to amend the Constitution,
He thinks that more God is the solution.
Loves life, but hates the gays.
Waits for the end of days.
The odds are he’ll be just as strange tomorrow.

It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
He’s giving you a Bible,
And taking ‘way your rights.

It’s pretty clear he’s not an intellectual.
Thinks Satan must have been a homosexual.
Just like Mitt Romney, he’s as weird as he can be.
The odds are he’ll be just as strange tomorrow.

It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
He’s giving you a Bible,
And taking ‘way your rights.

If he wins and beats all of his rivals.
He’ll take away our guns and give us Bibles.
No abortions, and you can bet, he’ll shut down the Internet.
The odds are he’ll be just as strange tomorrow.

It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
It’s Mike Huckabee’s plan
He’s giving you a Bible,
And taking ‘way your rights.

 

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