He’s Just a Load

A parody of “King of the Road”

New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

Senate for sale or rent,

That was his main intent.

He sounded awfully bold,

Saying it was effin’ gold,

Wanted his wife sitting on a board,

That was her big reward,

He’s a man of schemes and it seems,

He’s just a load.

It’s really quite absurd,

How often he said the “f” word.

More anti-social than a leper,

Called Obama a mothereffer.

He fooled old fogies for the vote,

Now his BS doesn’t float.

He’s a man of schemes and it seems,

He’s just a load.

He knows every writer on the Herald Tribune.

He gave wanted them fired, he’s such a goon.

He had his hand out, the feds bit it off,

He was a pig eating from the state trough,

I sing,

Senate for sale or rent,

To prison he will soon be sent.

State issued suits and shoes,

Hope his cellmate makes him pay his dues,

He’ll be cleaning toilets and pushing broom,

Some guy named Bubba’s gonna be his groom.

He’s a man of schemes and it seems,

He’s just a load.