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South Carolina Driver's License Application

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South Carolina Driver's License Application


Last name: _______________________

First name: (Check the appropriate box)

[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure

Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right

Occupation:

[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic

[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress

[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name___________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ____________________

Relationship to spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_] Mother [_] Son

[_] Father [_] Daughter

[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in the household: _____

Number of children living in the shed: _____

The number that are yours: _____

Mother's Name: ___________________

Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles that you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Where your firearms are kept:

[_] truck [_] kitchen [_] bedroom [_] bathroom [_] shed

Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain: _______________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide

[_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not applicable

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown [_] Black

[_] N/A ___ How many?

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_] don't know

 

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